Bin Laden's Dead. My thoughts.....Osama jokes.

1. Bin Laden was shot twice in the head ... I didn't know Dick Chaney was a Navy Seal.
2. Bin Laden's favorite game was Duck, Duck, DUCK!
3. The Bin Laden coctail ... 2 shots and a splash of water.
4. Due to a mix up in the translation, Bin Laden is trying to figure out why he's surrounded by 72 mice, rats and squirrels, in other words...vermins.
5. I understand that Donald Trump is DEMANDING to see the death certificate.
   
6. Real justice would have been to capture Bin Laden alive and MAKE him pass through airport security every day for the rest of his life.
7. Bin Laden ... the former Hide and Seek Champion Of The World.
8. When someone told Osama that he had a house full of Navy Seals, he replied, "Great...I need that like I need a hole in the head."